Animal: Cofus Danbre

This animal is very small. It's about as big as my pinky finger nail. It is neon green with big yellow dots. It's antenaes are bright red and super long with a pink fluff ball at the tip. It only has one eye that is very small. They tend to run into things a lot because they can't see well. There noses are long and pointy with three, big nostrils. It doesn't have wings. It only have two stubby legs which make this animals very slow. This animal is very populated throughout the world, but they are very easy to squish. Many times they get killed by humans on accident. These animals are prey to all wild animals and sometimes humans. They are said to taste like chicken when fried. If you boil them, they taste like cheese. It usually lives close to a river or lake, but it can't swim. They frequently drown or are eaten by fish.

My Classroom

If I was a teacher, I would have 10 people in my class. They would all be 8th graders. Here are there names:
Tina, Lina, Gina, Nina, Mina, Tino, Bob, Fred, Bartholemew, Flynn

Everyone would have a computer and it would kind of be like our classroom now. But, if someone was rude or mean to someone else, they would go sit in the corner in a seat that has all of the colors of the rainbow. It would be to small for them, so they would look really pitiful. They would also wear this hat in the shape of a cone and that says I'M RUDE. They would have to stay there for one hour. If they didn't get their work done, it would be there fault.
I would give them fun projects and the classroom would be really colorful. The floor would be yellow wood and the ceiling would be painted purple. All of the other colors of the rainbow would be on the walls. Everyone would have their own secretary desk in whichever color they wanted and their desks would bean bags.
My desk would be all of the colors of the rainbow and I would have the biggest. My chair would be soft and fluffy. There would be couches in the classroom and people could work there if they wanted. There would be no internet problems, ever!
I would give them the most fun projects in the world. They would be creating things and learning things at the same time. I would be the PE teacher also and I would take them places every week. The field trips that we would go on would never be boring. Sometimes I'd take them to amusement parks and then ask them to write a paper on rollercoasters or something. There wouldn't be any uniforms. We would have huge parties for all holidays. Everyone in the class would love me!

New Person

If I were to add a person to the class, it would be Angelina. When she met the people in the class, everyone liked her and said that she was BUBBLY! She fit in really quick and I think that everyone would enjoy having her in the class. I met Angelina through gymanstics and we are really good friends now. She has blonde hair and freckles. If she were to come to our school, she would have to come this year because she's in 8th grade. I think that it would be awesome if she was in our class. We could carpool and everything! But sadly, I don't think that'll ever happen...):

Toungue Twisters

Tina talks twenty times to tell Tino to talk twenty-two times.
They talk twenty times two many times and Tina tells Tino to stop.
Tino talks to talkitively, telling everyone else to talk, too.
Tina tells Tino to stop too many times and she loses her talkitiveness.
Tino does too.

How much saw can a see saw see if a see saw can saw sees?
As much sees as a see saw saws, but I didn't know a see saw could saw or see.

Do toungue twisters tounge twists or twists toungues?
If toungue twisters twist twisties than toungue twisters toungue twisties, too.
Twisting toungues must be terribly twisty and the toungues must be terribly too hurt.
This toungue twister is a twisty toungue twister with a couple of toungue twists, too.

Rude rudey ran rambunctiosly, roaring rudley at the rare, rotting rock.

Classic Disney Movie

My Disney movie is about a girl who loves monkeys. It is an animated movie. This girl lives in the jungle with her mom and her mom tells her all of these cool things about monkeys. But, she wants to go and live with her dad too. But, her dad is a king, although, she doesn't know that. She keeps asking her mom if she can go and visit her dad, and finally her mom agrees. She brings her to the palace herself and then goes back to the rainforest. The girl has to learn the differences between jungle life, and princess life. She gets a pet monkey who she talks to and gets advice from, even though he doesn't say anything. But, to be princess, she has to get married to a prince. Her dad tries to arrange a couple marriages for her, but she declines all of them. She says that either she find a prince by herself, or she goes back to the jungle. In the end, she marries the kitchen servant and the kitchen servant becomes prince. He was in love with her the whole time, and she had just realized it. It takes place in England, and everyone lives happily ever after, until the sequal comes out.

Extra, Extra!

On November 17, 2009, Alanna and Tessa went over a lesson plan that was due the next day! They had to do it quick, so that they could get back to their work. They went out onto the back patio and Alanna presented it to Tessa. Tessa spotted a HUGE squirrel crawling towards them. She kept mentioning it, but Alanna didn't care. She just kept going on with her presentation. It looks like Tessa's short attention span paid off, because the squirrel came within 5inches of them! Tessa was getting all excited and jumping up and down, but the squirrel still didn't go away. This was a one in a life time experience. The squirrel was so close to Tessa, that it's fur rubbed against her arm. Alanna was so not noticing the situation that she was in. She went right over to where the preschoolers were and tried to finish her presentation, as if ignoring the squirrel. I didn't blame her for leaving the squirrel, because it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to finish. At least I realized my surroundings.

I'm an Unreliable Narrarator

My name is Tina, and I am a detective. I am trying to find out who stole the smiley face notebook. I works for the FSI, who goes around, finding smiley things that have been stolen. The victim of this crime is a little girl, who loves smiley faces. She really hopes that the FSI can find her notebook and find the criminal.
I was looking at the crime scene (the park), very curiously. This little girl said that she had been drawing smiley faces and rubber ducks in her notebook all morning. She had to go to the bathroom, so she left her notbook, along with her pencil and picnic basket, there. She also bought a water bottle while gone. Then, she said that when she got back, the notebook was the only thing gone.
This is a very hard crime to solve. I stayed there almost all night trying to find out who had stolen the notebook. Now I have some suspects:
Flynn I. Cream- Ice Cream man, who works for the park. He was seen at the crime scene, just a few minutes before it happened.
Bartholemew Bop- Mysterious man who sits under the big tree. He was seen there after the crime happened.
Fern Tweet- Little girl who doesn't like the girl who got her notebook stolen. She frequently goes to the park and whistles a lot.
So, these are my suspects and now I have to figure out who did it. But first, I heard a knock on the door. When I opened it, I saw some police officers. They looked confused and one of them asked me if I liked smiley faces.
"Okay, I did it! I stole the notebook!"
"What?"
"I did it. Here, it's under my floor boards!" It really was there.
I was charged with first degree criminal theif of smiley notebook, (otherwise known as FDCTSN). I was sentenced to work a dull, boring buisness firm for 11 months. That is the worst thing that they could have given me! I will never steal a smiley notebook again.

Bedtime Story

Once upon there lived a young girl. Her name was Brenderella. She lived in a cupboard under the sink. Her bed always got wet, because the sink was leaky. Brenderella had to do all of the chores in the house. He swept and cooked and gardened and wiped. One day, there was a ball. She wanted to go so bad that she cried. Her step family wouldn't let her go and they gave her a bunch of chores. They left for the ball. She did all of the chores and she was done! But she still didn't have anything to wear. However, Brenderella had a fairy god mother who watched over her. Her fairy godmother came and gave her a silky pink dress, with pretty sprakles and glitter. She went to the ball and fell in love with the prince. They lived happily every after in a beautiful pink castle. But then, the prince dumped her and Brenderella was all alone again. All she had was her mice friends and her pink dress. Brenderella lived lonelily every after.

Haley's Future

Haley will go to college, but then she will realize that she wants to start fashion designing right away. After two and 1/2 years of college, she will get a fashion designing job and make an okay salary. She will marry a guy with a lot of money. She will have a little girl that she will spoil, make her perfect and make her a miniature Haley. She will divorce her husbund, and get all of his money. Then, she will be rich with a fashion designing job.She will start a clothes line named Smiley Styles. She will buy a very big house so that everyone will know that she is rich. She would buy a chihuahua named Beans and take him everywhere in a little dog purse. She'll move to Paris and buy a second mansion. She will go on vacation to her house in America every summer. She will have a good life.

I'm Gas Station Attendant

Today work is boring, so I'm going to do something about it.

The first person of the day came over to get some gas. I walked over to him and said...
Hello.
Hi?
Do you need some gas?
Yes.
Do you need help?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeeeeeeees.
Okaaaaay then. What kind of car is yours.
A hondaSP.
My uncle twice removed has that car.
Oh. Cool.
Yeah. It's cool, it's cool.
Mhm.
My dog's name is dog.
What?
That's his name, dog.
Oh, that's weird.
What? It's weird! Uuh, weeeeeeeee!
Don't cry!
Okay.
Huh?
Oolala, huh what?
What?
What, what?
You said oolala.
Oh yeah. I'd love to keep this up, but I have to go and cash register this guy, so bye.
Bye?
I went over and the guy was buying a soda. I said...
Hi.
Hello.
Do you like soda.
Apparently.
Yeah. Me too.
Cool.
It's cool. It's cool.
Yeah.
What's your favorite color?
Uuuuuh, blue.
Cool, cool. Do you have an imaginary friend. Is the soda for him?
No and no.
What's his name?
I don't have an imaginary friend.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
No.
Oh.
I don't.
Oh. Are you a boy or a girl?
Could you just swipe my card so I could leave now, please.
Okay.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
Wait!
What?
Have a nice day.
Uh, you too.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
Wait!
Whaaaaat?!!!
Uuuh, idk.
Ugh!
Bye.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (He left running like a madman and screaming like a girl!)
That's what I would do to keep me occupied, if I was a gas station attendant and I was bored.

Timothy and his bike!

Timothy rode through town on his bike, waving to everyone he saw. He accidentally ran into a tree when he wasn't looking. The last thing he saw before he fainted was a group of stars around his head. When he opened his eyes, he was in a forest. He saw a little dinosaur pass and went to say, "Hi." It was Little Foot! He met all of the other characters, too. They went on adventures and had a lot of fun. Then, Timothy woke up and he was lying by a tree.

Timothy rode through town on a bike, waving to everyone he saw. When he got to the supermarket, he bought his pack of gum and went home, chewing a piece. After he was home for a little bit, he started to disapear and not be able to see himself. He went to his sister, Tina, and yelled and yelled. She heard him, but couldn't see him. When she realized the problem, she gave him one of her mints. He turned back to normal and went back to the supermarket to complain about their gum selection.

Sensory Detail

My favorite Ancient Egyptian project was my sphinx. It feels sandy and bumpy. I'm afraid to touch it too much, because the sand might start falling off. It smells like sand and flowers. I like flowers. It also smells as old as the actual sphinx in Egypt. I don't know why. I can't hear it, because it doesn't do anything. But, I would hear it if someone dropped it and that would be rude. I'd also hear it if the sand started falling off. I would hear the sand hit the ground. Then, I would be sad, because that would mean it was breaking!

Road Trip

I think that we should go in an RV, to the Biltmore first. Then, from the Biltmore, we should go to Savannah, Georgia and see all of the cool houses and old American stuff that they have. Then, we should go to the Kennedy Space Center and we would go back to Tampa, from there. Since the drive from NC to GA really long, we could probably stop at some other places on the way. This would be such a fun Road Trip to go on!

Awesome Ideas for Groups of Six

Here are my ideas...

The Incredibles
Gabby- Violet
Tessa-Dash
Lala-Ms. Incredible
Haley-The little baby
Brendan-Mr. Incredible
Ms. Summer-The old lady

The Land Before Time
Tessa- Ducky
Gabby- Little Foot
Haley- Petrie
Lala- Sarah
Ms. Summer- The Grandma
Brendan- Spike because

Nemo
Brendan- Sharks
Tessa-Nemo
Lala-Dory
Haley-Dude
Ms. Summer- Stingray
Gabby-Scar

Peter Pan
Haley- Tinker Bell
Brendan- Smee
Ms. Summer- Wendy
Tessa- Michael
Lala- Peter
Gabby- Captain Hook

Classics
Ms. Summer-Minnie
Haley- Daisy
Gabby-Mickey
Lala-Goofy
Brendan- Donald Duck
Tessa- Pluto

Alice and Wonderland
Tessa-Alice
Gabby-Mad Hatter
Lala-Rabbit
Haley-The Queen
Ms. Summer-
Brendan-Catterpillar

It's Shiny Sunlight

I am on a cleaning crew, and I want to give myself a list of ten things on what we have to do today poetically. Here is what I came up with...

1. Dry the dogs until they are as dry as a dry hog
2. Sweep the floor as fast as a proffesional sweeper until their is no pet hair
3. Clean the window until it is as shiny as sparkly teeth.
4. Play with the cats as if I was a cat.
5. Sell animals like a salesperson.
6. Feed goldfish until they are as stuffed as a person after dinner buffet.
7. Mop the office until it is clean as soap.
8. Paint walls until they are as green as a leaf.
9. Paint mural on the walls until it is as realistic as a real life dog.
10. Wipe surfaces like

Camping with Lala

Lala and I got stranded and in our back pockets, we had conveniently carried a tent, flashlight, matches, extra food, water bottles, sleeping bags and a can opener. We started with putting up the tent.
Tessa- Let's put up the tent.
Lala- What about food, I'm starving. Let's cook a meal and boil some water.
Tessa- But we need shelter, let's put up the tent.
Lala- But we need food, so we should start cooking now. We also can't go without water for long, so we should start boiling water.
Tessa- We should put up the tent.
Lala- We should start cooking.
Tessa- Tent.
Lala- Cooking.
Tessa- Tent.
Lala- Cooking.
Tessa- Tent.
Lala- Cooking.
Tessa- That's rude! I'm setting up the tent by myself!
Lala- Fine! I'll start cooking by myself! Hmf!
Tessa- You know that we just could have said that in the begining and everything would have worked out.
Lala- Good point.
Tessa- Yeah, I do have good points.
Lala- Ugh!
So Tessa put up the tent and Lala cooked the meal and boiled the water. When they were both done they sat by the fire and ate. After dinner they both snuggled into their sleeping bags and went to bed. In the morning, they got up.
Tessa- Come on! Let's go start our meal.
Lala- We need a bath first. I'm stinky.
Tessa- But we need some breakfast to keep us going good through the whole day.
Lala- But if we are dirty, the food will be dirty, and then we will get a disease and die.
Tessa- Let's cook a meal.
Lala- Let's take a bath.
Tessa- Meal.
Lala- Bath.
Tessa- Meal.
Lala- Bath.
Tessa- That's rude! I'm gonna go cook the meal by myself!
Lala- Well then... I'll go take a bath.
Tessa- Did you realize what just heppened?
Lala- Yeah. Um... I'll be in the river.
Tessa- Okay, but let's remember not to do that again.
Lala- Okay, okay.
After they had both gotten a chance to eat and take a bath. They saw a helicopter flying above them.
Tessa- Hey, hey, over here!
Lala- Yeah, come on. We are down here!
The helicopter didn't see them and it flew away.
Tessa- Their rude!
Lala- You bet. I actually agree with you.
After lunch and their nap, they saw the helicopter again. But, this time there were two! This would mean that there was a better chance of getting rescued.
Tessa- Down here, down here!
Lala- Yeah!
The helicopters both landed and one was purple and yellow, while the other was dark blue and light blue.
Tessa- Let's go on the purple and yellow one to get home!
Lala- No, I think that we should go on the dark blue and light blue one.
Tessa- Purple and yellow.
Lala- Dark blue and light blue.
Tessa- Purple and yellow.
Lala- Dark blue and light blue.
Tessa- Purple and yellow.
Lala- Dark blue and light blue.
Tessa- That's rude! I'm going on this one by myself!
Lala- Me too. Oh wait.. did we just do it again?
Tessa- Yeah we did, so... I guess I'll see you on the other side.
Lala- Yeah, bye!
Tessa- Bye!

Dialouge between Tessa and Brendan

Brendan- Look at this picture of a pile of dead people!
Tessa- No! Ew! Blech! Gross! Are they really dead?
Brendan- Yeah, they're all Jews and Hitlor said that he would kill the person that killed them, if that person didn't kill them.
Tessa- I don't get it, but the person that killed them is RUDE! Oh, and so is Hitlor.
Brendan- Uh, oh yeah, they're rude, but do you know what they killed them with.
Tessa- No, and I don't want to.
Brendan- They killed them with and Enfield Rifle from 1923. It also has a bayonet that is a bultaction and 7.777 millemeter and it has a rifle grenade that is green. Here's a picture of it.
Tessa- I like the green part.
Brendan- This thing killed 723 people.
Tessa- Oh my gosh! That's a lot of deadness and a lot of rudeness.
Brendan- Uh, okay?
Tessa- What are you listening to?
Brendan- Lil Wayne.
Tessa- Okay close your eyes and take your headphones out.
Brendan- Okay?
Tessa- (Puts on 'Party in the USA') Now put your headphones in.
Brendan- (Puts headphones in) Aaaaaaaaaah! It's giving me brain damage. (Puts song on the Lil Wayne death song thing) Okay, okay, much better.
Tessa- Aaaaaaaaaah! I'm leaving.
Brendan- (Silence)
Tessa- (Leaves)
Brendan- (Breaks pen)
Tessa- That's rude!
Ms. Summer- Ugh! You can't touch things that aren't yours and even if it is yours, you shouldn't do it... (Goes on with a lecture)
Lala- (Takes out paper and pencil... Sighs) When am I gonna be done with this job?

Hall of Fame!

I am doing a Hall of Fame of the people that I know and who I think was the best. The first person that I would do is, of course, Me!

Tessa Laplante was the first inductee in this Hall of Fame. I have known her for as long as I can remember and I will know her forever. She was born on a Wednesday at 8:29am. She just turned twelve. Her beagle's name is Annie. She lives in Florida and she has been going to the same school for 10 years. Tessa is very pretiful, awesomazing, super fantabulus, coolioso, funnyful and full of smartness! She has lots of friends, too. She definetly deserves to be the first inductee in the Hall of Fame of the People that Tessa Knows.

I'm going to Egypt!

Okay so I'm on a plane to Egypt and I don't like the food. Here is what i think it should be.

They should change the plane food. Nobody likes it and everybody knows that nobody likes it. I think that they should just have the same food for both first class and coach class. They should also add new things such as, brownies, cookies, cake, sushi, spagetti, dip-in-dots, corn dogs, chinese foods, and breakfast foods! I would be so happy to go on a plane with those foods and so would everybody else. I also think that people shouldn't have to pay for all of this stuff, because the plane tickets are already so expensive. First class and coach shouldn't exist. There should just be one and it would be like first class including the things that I said. People would be much more excited to go on a plane ride, especially when it's a 23 and one half hours!

The Great Escape

I am trapped in a mine shaft and all I have are some a pair of extra socks, dental floss, a miniflashlight, a set of keys and a bag of pretzals. Here is how I escape...

First, I put the socks on my ears, because they started getting cold. Next, I took a ride on one of the mining carts like I was in clubpenguin. When I got out, I was on the other side of the mine. I saw loads and loads of diamonds in the wall! There were thousands! I picked as many as I could and put them in the empty bag of pretzals. (I had eaten all of the pretzals already.) I wrapped up the bag of pretzals with some dental floss. Now, I had a huge bag of diamonds!
Okay, now I need to get out of here... somehow. First, I would look for the light! That's perfect. If I found a light, it would leed me out. I got out my flashlight to look for the light, but then realized that wouldn't work, so I just started looking around. Somehow I ended up looking upward and realized that there was no roof above me. After my cart ride, I must've ended up over here. I took my dental floss and one of the socks on my ears, putting them together. I through the sock up to the top of the mine, and it got hooked on little rock. I started to pull myself up, but then the sock tore and the dental floss broke. I tried again with the other sock and some more dental floss, but they broke again! So, after a few hours of thinking, I walked up the stairs to the top, and out of the mine shaft. But then, I went back down to get my diamonds. I walked back up and I was free!
PS- I couldn't get back in my house because I had forgotten my keys.

What are you getting me?

Hitler and Hilton

Adolf- "I vill kill you!"
Paris- "What are you talking about, I am not Jewish."
Adolf- "I vill kill you anyway!"
Paris- "Before you kill me, like what are your thoughts on happiness?"
Adolf- "Well, I feel happy when I see a gun or a dead person. I also like eagle nests. What are your thoughts?"
Paris- "Dead people make me faint and the only thing that I shoot are photo shoots. I feel happy when I buy a new car or get in a magazine. I also love money."
Adolf- "Now can I kill you?"
Paris- "No, because then I won't get my inheritence money. It will go to somebody else that I probably gossip about. Why do you want to kill me?"
Adolf- "Because killing is vat I do and vat makes me happy. It's like a job vith no salary. Did you know that I took over Paris once?
Paris- "That's my name!"
Adolf- "Duh."
Paris- "Well then, if you're going to be rude, I will leave!"
Adolf- "You can't leave! I have you hostidge!"
Paris- "Why?"
Adolf- "Vat to you mean vhy? Because I do, because I'm Adolf Hitlor!"
Paris- "You have a wierd name and I can't be around wiedly named people. It'll be in the magazine! I can just see it now... ADOLF HITLOR HOSTIDGES PARIS HILTON. That's so not hot!"
Adolf- "I might be German, but I know that hostidges isn't a word."
Paris- "Stop making fun of me! You know I'm not good with math!"
Adolf- (slaps forhead)
Paris- On cellular phone: Daddy, come get me out of here now!

Brilliant Student

Pretend I wrote a book about the Secrets of Brilliant Students. Okay, now pretend that this is a sample paragraph from that book.

...You are turning in your homeowork from last night. You were suppose to write a short paper about you favorite animal. The smartest kid in class is also turing in his homework. When you get your papers back you notice that he had an A+ and that you have a B-. How could that happen if your animals were the same, and you both had the same amount of time to do it. Have you ever wondered how those kids do it, or if you could do it? Well, you can! The people who get high grades, like that, think about everything that they write, similar to authors. It helps when you read your paper out loud, also. It's easy to miss things when reading it in your head. Sometimes, those kids ask their friends to read their paper, too. It's easy to miss things when you are the only one reading it. Reading books is a great way to write good papers. Try reading harder books than you're use to. Take these hints and maybe you can be the star student!...

(I didn't really write a book about good students)

Weird Similies

I new a girl who was as puffy as a cat after it had been bathed and blow dried. She was as green as dollar bills that have been shredded up and made into regular green paper. But her eyes, they were very odd. They were as matched as a pair of socks with one striped and one with dots! This girl was a one of a kind!

Wittiness...

Tessa- "Hey Gabby!"
Gabby- "Is the cup empty or half full?"
Tessa- "Huh? What cup?"
Gabby- "The real trouble with life is that there is no backround music."
Tessa- "What are you talking about? I don't here any music."
Gabby- "If the grass is really greener on the other side, then the water bill is probably higher."
Tessa- "What grass? Which side?"
Gabby- "Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
Tessa- Are you calling me a fool?!"
Gabby- "Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday."
Tessa- "Ow! Gabby, my brain hurts. Stop it!"
Gabby- "Do you get anything that I'm saying?"
Tessa- "No, I don't! Please stop!"
Gabby- "Well I was trying to be witty. Witty is suppose to be funny, and you didn't laugh. I guess I'm not witty."
Tesa- "No, you're not!"

Kindergarten, here we come!

It was my first day of kindergarten, and I was hidden under my covers. Eventually, my mommy got me out and I started to get ready. My face was never looking up. All my eyes saw were the floor. When we got into the car, my mommy's face looked worn out, but it was still full of lite. I got to Kindergarten and the first thing I saw there were colors. Lots and lots of colors glitttered through the room. Everyone was playing and chatting. As soon as I walked in there my face grew content and my mouth dropped to the floor. I went straight for the little table by the window. There was every type of colored marker that you could think of. I didn't even know all of their names! The teacher came over to me. Her face was sparkling and the sides of her mouth were up to her eyes. Is that possible? I don't know, but I liked it. I hugged my mommy good bye. She looked at the teacher, and the teacher looked at me. I was looking at the table by the window. I ran to it and sat down by another kid. Her eyes were wide and so were mine. BFFL!

Guess What?- I'm the President/Professional Hypnotist!

If I were to be a celebrity, I would definetly be the President of the USA. I would get to do whatever I wanted for the country! But I would also be a Professional Hypnotist, because then I could make congress say, "Yes," to whatever I say!

I would make taxes go down by having government use some of their money for the people and not for other things. Um... I would also make a Max Brenner's (it's a chocolate restaurant), in every city in America! I would meet all of the famous and cool people! I would make friends with people from other countries so that when I'm not president anymore I could have an excuse to go to that place. I would meet Willy Wonka and tell him to make Chocolate Rubber Ducks! I would invite 1,000 people to my birthday party! I'd also go to the Olympics twice. (I'm going to be president for eight years.) I would chose where the Olympics were going to be both years. The first would be in Washington DC, so that I don't have to go a long way. The second would be in Paris! I'd also make sure that I pick the next one to be in Atlanta, GA. Then, when I'm not president anymore, I could still go. The last things that I would do are get homes for all of the stray animals, and I would invent something that would stop bad things from happening ever! Aren't I a great president? Thanks!

My Birthday Party!

My birthday party this year is going to be amazing! Okay, first we are going to invite six of our friends to it. My friend, Yelah, and I are going to have a conjoined birthday party. The first partis going to be at my house from 2:00pm to 5:00pm. Then after that, Yelah's mother is going to drive us to the mall. But only two of the friends that we invited to that part. At the mall, we'll see a movie, and get our nails done. We might do some shopping, too. From the mall, she'll drive us to her house and we'll sleep there. Then, pick up is on Sunday at 10:00am.

Cavemen in a Cave

The cavemen are in a space ship and they go through a time portal. They end up in the cavemen times, but they don't know it. "Hello, hello?" the pilot says, trying to get ahold of the airport people. The co-pilot asks what's wrong and the pilot shrugs. They land back on earth on schedule. When they get there, they find a cave full of cavemen. Before they go into the cave, the thrid caveman says, "Where are we?" One of the real cavemen talks gibbereish to them. When the three travelers go into the cave, they find that all of these real cavemen are working for Geico. They see computers, TVs, etc. Then one of the real cavemen says, "So easy, I could do it."

Forshadowing technique

Ok, so I have to write a forshadowing paragraph leading up to a crime. If it doesn't make any sense then, well... then I guess I'm not good at this.

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels...?

Four days earlier-
As I was walking towards my house I met one of my friends on the street. We talked for a while and it seemed that she was mad at something or somebody. She talked negative the whole time and she only talked about her house. She went on and on about how her house bill is going up and how someone should do something about it. She was mad at the bank because she says that they were the ones who raised her house bill. I wonder?

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels? It's probably something so obvious that I just can't remember. I need to eat more blueberries. (They help your memory.) So, I went to my fridge and pulled out a container of blueberries. I sat in my chair for two hours until I was finished. Then... I GOT IT!

I ran to the police station and told them who my suspect was. They got a warrant and went to the suspect's house. When they came back they had the jewels! Thank you, thanks, thank you, was all I heard for the next week. I was so proud of myself and so thankful towards the blueberries! We caught her all thanks to them... and me, of course!

Did you know that my friend stabbed me in the front?

Have your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Have they ever stabbed you in the front? Do you even know what that means? Well, you should... because most people have had bad friends like that! In real life I would much rather be stabbed in the back, than the front. Then, I don't see the blood running down my shirt. Also, nobody else sees your blood unless they're behind you. Don't you agree that this is better? This is the same thing with friends. A friend that stabs you in the back, is a friend that doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but does the bad thing anyway. A "friend" that stabs you in the front, is a friend that doesn't care about your feelings at all. Back stabbing is bad, but it's better because you don't know that it's happening. (Until, of course, you search for the obvious and find out.) Front stabbing is the worst. This means that you know exactly what is happening and so does everyone else. This is humiliation and you know all about it! Now, after you finish reading this, tell me... Would you rather be stabbed in the front or the back? THINK HARD!

I'm Old...

"Here is some advice. Don't fall asleep in class. The teacher will throw chalk on you! It hurts! Also always do your homework no matter how much it is. If you don't the teacher will have you sit at there desk and watch your every move. If you get something wrong the teacher will have a big lecture on why you should have gotten it right. Also, never leave the class without telling the teacher. If you do they'll take you and grab your shirt. Then they'll ask you why you were leaving. After you answer they'll push you out of the classroom and lock the door. You would have been expelled from the class. Also, every time one of these ocurrances happens, the teacher will gove you a pretend name tag sticker that says, Ima Weird.,as if that was your name. They'll make you wear it for a whole week. Now don't think that I'm just saying this so that you'll study hard and do your best. These are all true things. Any questions?"

"Yeah... how do you know all of this happened? Did it happen to you because you seemed to turn out alright anyway?"

"Uuuuuuuuh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

(maybe)

The Eraser Game

My board game is on a board with spots that say ERASER. You spin the spinning thingy to move and if you land on an ERASER space, that peice gets erased and it goen into the discard pile, pieces. Each player starts with 25 pecies and whoever makes it to the finish wins. If nobody makes it the finish, the person who runs out last wins. Everybody would buy my game!

18 Years Old and on the Road

The people who run the driving program for the USA, are thinking of changing the driving age the 18 years old. I think that this is an extremely bad idea! Most people in the USA have been waiting for 16 years to get behind the wheel. Then, they just take that away from them. Now, how fair is that? Some people might be a month or two away from getting there license. Then... they have to wait another two years! And what about the people who have just taken the driving test, but then, didn't pass. Now, they have to wait another two years to retake the test! Also, probably out there, are some bff's who have been waiting all there life to get it together. But now, they have to be septarated, and split up for two whole years! How fair would it be if they changed it to 18 years old? Not fair, that's the answer!!!!!!!

The Truth

All chain emails are true and you should always listen to them, no matter what!

Have you ever wondered if the chain emails that you receive are true? Have you ever wondered that if you don't forward your email to your friends, you'll have a terrible life? Well, you don't have to wonder anymore, because it's all true. I have proof. If you ask all of my bff's, they'll say, "What? Are you crazy? It's all true and if you don't beleive me, I'll tell you some stories." I'm lucky not to have any of those stories to tell you in my paragraph. But, that's because I have always sent my chain emails to however many poeple that it told me to. If you don't beleive that my true story is true, than try it. Try not sending your emails to your friends. Then, you'll see! I'm correct!

My Friends- In the Hundred Acre Woods

One day Kanga decided to have lunch with all of her friends. She invited Rabbit, Roo, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore. She made all the food herself and at 12:00 everyone was in her house. Roo was sitting next to Piglet, and Piglet was sitting next to Rabbit, and Rabbit was sitting next to Eeyore, and Eeyore was sitting next to Tigger, and Tigger was sitting next to Kanga, and Kanga was sitting next to Roo.
First Piglet wanted some of Kanga's quesadilla. Kanga said, "Yes," and Piglet was happy. Then, Roo wanted some of Eeyore's green oreos, but Eeyore said, "No." Then, Roo wanted some of Piglet's chocolate thing and Piglet said, "No," also. But, Piglet gave it to Tigger, because Tigger said, "If you don't give me some, I'm not invited you to my 13th birthday party!" That's so not fair, in my opinion! But, Tigger did say that it was okay if Roo traded it for some of his normal oreo. So they crumbly exchanged their gifts.
So, after Kanga left, Roo started begging Eeyore for his green oreos. again Eeyore kept saying, "No, no, no!" Rabbit had been watching this the whole time, and finally he just took Eeyore's green oreos. He gave them to Roo, (finally). Roo took one oreos and broke it in half. Then, he gave the other half, (the big half), back to Eeyore and ate his part. As Roo was doing this, he set one of his normal oreos in the middle of the table for Eeyore to take in trade for the oreo that he had stolen. Also, right before he ate his half, Piglet stole the oreo that he had just set down. Kanga came in to find that her table had been split in half also. Being the motherly kangaroo that she was, she disiplined her friends and threatened to never let them eat together again!

Fourth of July is the best of the best!

Fourth of July is my favorite holiday! I love the fireworks and the reason that we celebrate it. The six words that come to my mind when I think about it are fireworks, red, white, blue and flag. Here is a poem...

There once was a girl with a flag
Her face was red and mad
Some fireworks she lit
They were blue and too big
So she turned white and fell on the ground

(This poem is kind of weird, but I couldn't think of anything else.)

Me

My name is Tessa. I am as busy as a bumblebee! I have gymnastics five days a week, for three hours per workout. I also have school five days a week. My classmates are Lala, Yelah (I'm onlye using this name because the person told me not to use her name for some weird reason, because nobody reads this stuff anyway), Gabby and Brendan. Lala is the bunny from the turtle and the rabbit. This is because she only goes fast and isn't lazy when she wants to. Yelah is as judgemental as, well... she is too judgemental to be compared to anything. Gabby is a bird when it comes to eating. She is so slow and takes the tiniest bites! Oh, and she also wants to fly away to highschool, skipping 8th grade!): Brendan is as death-oriented as Edgar Allen Poe! He is so into killing things and looking at graphic stuff. Ew! That is my class. The class of Tessa, who is an angel fish. She is always perfect, and always cute! She's just amazing, isn't she? (:

Five Things for Banishment

If I were banished in an igloo, the first thing I would take with me is either a family member or a friend. I would go crazy without someone else there for me to talk to and for company. The second thing is an iphone 3G, to call people, have internet and all of the apps. My third is a book with all the books that I like written in it. My fourth is my whole wardrobe, (including growing clothes). Oh! And I need a charger for my iphone 3G(:

Managering My Goals

My manager job is Fundraising Manager. I want raise a bunch of money before I get fired and apply for another job. So I probably have about one month to raise as much as I can. One of my goals is to get a steady income going for the whole school year. My idea is a menu to give out to the kids so that they can order their drink and/or dessert to go with there pizza, if they bought it. Another goal I have, is to do one other fundraiser while I am Fundraising Manager. My last goal is to raise at least $100, (hopefully more). The reason that I have to raise a bunch of money is because we want to go to New York, NY for our End of School Trip! I have to work as hard as I can to earn enough money for that trip!

Least and Favorite Musican

My favorite musican at the moment is Lady Gaga. My favorite song of her right now is Just Dance. My least favorite is M&M. I do like there name, but I don't like anything else about them. They are weird and bad singers. Lady Gaga is not. Her songs are catchy, cool and she is a good singer. M&M people are not good singers. They Lady Gaga has cool outfits and stuff in her music videos. M&M people have pants that are to big and fall down if they don't hold them up. They look weird, sing weird and are weird! Lady Gaga is so much better!(:

A Typically Boring Day in August in Florida

I went outside to breath the fresh air of the August trees. I walked over to my trampoline and began to jump. I jumped, jumped, jumped until I was sweating out all of my bodily fluids. Then I went inside to get a nice cold glass of water. But as I stepped tiredly through the door, I noticed that my dog didn't have any water. "She must be dying in this weather! The ball in the sky is scorching and sizzling up there!" I thought. So I gave her some water with a few freezing cold ice cubes. "Man those looked good." I thought. I had the urge to eat one, but then remembered that my dog is probably hotter than me.
As I was walking to the pantry to get a cup for my glass of water, I remembered that Lala, my friend, had emailed me and wanted me to check and see what she said. I walked to the computer and saw what she said.
Hi(:!
That was her extremely important message. So I wrote to her...
Whats up???
Now that I was done with that I went to get my water again. But then I remembered that my favorite show had a premere on tonight. I turned on the TV to see if it was still on. It was just finishing. "I MISSED IT!" I thought, "To bad, I guess."
Now my throat was tremndously dry and the tempature was rising quick. It felt like I was about to faint, because I had lost to much water from my body. I ran to refridgerator and got some ice. I threw in my mouth and sucked on it until I had a glass of water in my hand. Then, I spit it out in the sink and began to vacum up the water. I did that about thirteen more times, until I felt better again.
Lastly, I went to the airconditioner, and put it on 60 degrees. After that, I went to my room and took a nice, cool nap. I woke up ate, dinner, got ready for bed, went to sleep again and woke up to another boiling day.

What not to do at LUNCH

Today's lunch was different than any other. First, I didn't have a fork for my strawberries so Ms. Summer let me borrow one of hers. Also, I learned that I have to bring my own cloth napkin and real silverwear. Then, Haley wanted a bite from her mother, Ms. Summer's, food. She ate it and thought it was delicious. Then I asked Gabby if I could trade my oreo for her green one. She gave me a flat out NO. Lala gave me her banana and I tried to trade it for Gabby's green oreo. It didn't work so I ate the banana.
Haley also gave me a flat out no when I asked for some of her chocolate bar. She wouldn't even give it to me for an oreo. But then... SHE GAVE IT TO LALA! I was very annoyed at that point, so I begged Lala for a piece. I attempted to give her my puppy dog eyes; finally she cracked, and we exchanged our crumbly bites and ate them simoltaneousy.
In my lunch box I had a PB&J, five strawberries, two oreos, a water bottle and a granola bar that I ate for my snack before lunch even started. After I finished eating my strawberries I had to go clean Ms. Summer's fork. But I couldn't get the soap out of the despenser. I went to her for help and she fixed it right away. So I went back in the bathroom, washed the fork and put it back where it belonged.
But the peak of our lunch was definetly when I got addicted to Gabby's green oreo. I kept asking and asking, but she wouldn't give in! I tried my puppy dog eyes on her, but it didn't work! Then I tried hypnotizing her by spinning my oreo around and then pretending to eat it. That didn't work.
Brendan was watching all of this craziness in horror. He decided to jump in and steal Gabby's last green oreo. Then he threw it to me and I rolled Gabby my oreo. But, since she didn't take it, Haley grabbed it and stuffed it in her mouth. I was still holding Gabby's green oreo under the table. Next, I broke it in half and ate the smaller half, being nice. Gabby had hopped ontop of the table and the tables split. Brendan fixed them. WHAT A LUNCHTIME!