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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Dialouge between Tessa and Brendan

Brendan- Look at this picture of a pile of dead people!
Tessa- No! Ew! Blech! Gross! Are they really dead?
Brendan- Yeah, they're all Jews and Hitlor said that he would kill the person that killed them, if that person didn't kill them.
Tessa- I don't get it, but the person that killed them is RUDE! Oh, and so is Hitlor.
Brendan- Uh, oh yeah, they're rude, but do you know what they killed them with.
Tessa- No, and I don't want to.
Brendan- They killed them with and Enfield Rifle from 1923. It also has a bayonet that is a bultaction and 7.777 millemeter and it has a rifle grenade that is green. Here's a picture of it.
Tessa- I like the green part.
Brendan- This thing killed 723 people.
Tessa- Oh my gosh! That's a lot of deadness and a lot of rudeness.
Brendan- Uh, okay?
Tessa- What are you listening to?
Brendan- Lil Wayne.
Tessa- Okay close your eyes and take your headphones out.
Brendan- Okay?
Tessa- (Puts on 'Party in the USA') Now put your headphones in.
Brendan- (Puts headphones in) Aaaaaaaaaah! It's giving me brain damage. (Puts song on the Lil Wayne death song thing) Okay, okay, much better.
Tessa- Aaaaaaaaaah! I'm leaving.
Brendan- (Silence)
Tessa- (Leaves)
Brendan- (Breaks pen)
Tessa- That's rude!
Ms. Summer- Ugh! You can't touch things that aren't yours and even if it is yours, you shouldn't do it... (Goes on with a lecture)
Lala- (Takes out paper and pencil... Sighs) When am I gonna be done with this job?

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