Classic Disney Movie

My Disney movie is about a girl who loves monkeys. It is an animated movie. This girl lives in the jungle with her mom and her mom tells her all of these cool things about monkeys. But, she wants to go and live with her dad too. But, her dad is a king, although, she doesn't know that. She keeps asking her mom if she can go and visit her dad, and finally her mom agrees. She brings her to the palace herself and then goes back to the rainforest. The girl has to learn the differences between jungle life, and princess life. She gets a pet monkey who she talks to and gets advice from, even though he doesn't say anything. But, to be princess, she has to get married to a prince. Her dad tries to arrange a couple marriages for her, but she declines all of them. She says that either she find a prince by herself, or she goes back to the jungle. In the end, she marries the kitchen servant and the kitchen servant becomes prince. He was in love with her the whole time, and she had just realized it. It takes place in England, and everyone lives happily ever after, until the sequal comes out.

Extra, Extra!

On November 17, 2009, Alanna and Tessa went over a lesson plan that was due the next day! They had to do it quick, so that they could get back to their work. They went out onto the back patio and Alanna presented it to Tessa. Tessa spotted a HUGE squirrel crawling towards them. She kept mentioning it, but Alanna didn't care. She just kept going on with her presentation. It looks like Tessa's short attention span paid off, because the squirrel came within 5inches of them! Tessa was getting all excited and jumping up and down, but the squirrel still didn't go away. This was a one in a life time experience. The squirrel was so close to Tessa, that it's fur rubbed against her arm. Alanna was so not noticing the situation that she was in. She went right over to where the preschoolers were and tried to finish her presentation, as if ignoring the squirrel. I didn't blame her for leaving the squirrel, because it wasn't her fault. She just wanted to finish. At least I realized my surroundings.

I'm an Unreliable Narrarator

My name is Tina, and I am a detective. I am trying to find out who stole the smiley face notebook. I works for the FSI, who goes around, finding smiley things that have been stolen. The victim of this crime is a little girl, who loves smiley faces. She really hopes that the FSI can find her notebook and find the criminal.
I was looking at the crime scene (the park), very curiously. This little girl said that she had been drawing smiley faces and rubber ducks in her notebook all morning. She had to go to the bathroom, so she left her notbook, along with her pencil and picnic basket, there. She also bought a water bottle while gone. Then, she said that when she got back, the notebook was the only thing gone.
This is a very hard crime to solve. I stayed there almost all night trying to find out who had stolen the notebook. Now I have some suspects:
Flynn I. Cream- Ice Cream man, who works for the park. He was seen at the crime scene, just a few minutes before it happened.
Bartholemew Bop- Mysterious man who sits under the big tree. He was seen there after the crime happened.
Fern Tweet- Little girl who doesn't like the girl who got her notebook stolen. She frequently goes to the park and whistles a lot.
So, these are my suspects and now I have to figure out who did it. But first, I heard a knock on the door. When I opened it, I saw some police officers. They looked confused and one of them asked me if I liked smiley faces.
"Okay, I did it! I stole the notebook!"
"What?"
"I did it. Here, it's under my floor boards!" It really was there.
I was charged with first degree criminal theif of smiley notebook, (otherwise known as FDCTSN). I was sentenced to work a dull, boring buisness firm for 11 months. That is the worst thing that they could have given me! I will never steal a smiley notebook again.

Bedtime Story

Once upon there lived a young girl. Her name was Brenderella. She lived in a cupboard under the sink. Her bed always got wet, because the sink was leaky. Brenderella had to do all of the chores in the house. He swept and cooked and gardened and wiped. One day, there was a ball. She wanted to go so bad that she cried. Her step family wouldn't let her go and they gave her a bunch of chores. They left for the ball. She did all of the chores and she was done! But she still didn't have anything to wear. However, Brenderella had a fairy god mother who watched over her. Her fairy godmother came and gave her a silky pink dress, with pretty sprakles and glitter. She went to the ball and fell in love with the prince. They lived happily every after in a beautiful pink castle. But then, the prince dumped her and Brenderella was all alone again. All she had was her mice friends and her pink dress. Brenderella lived lonelily every after.

Haley's Future

Haley will go to college, but then she will realize that she wants to start fashion designing right away. After two and 1/2 years of college, she will get a fashion designing job and make an okay salary. She will marry a guy with a lot of money. She will have a little girl that she will spoil, make her perfect and make her a miniature Haley. She will divorce her husbund, and get all of his money. Then, she will be rich with a fashion designing job.She will start a clothes line named Smiley Styles. She will buy a very big house so that everyone will know that she is rich. She would buy a chihuahua named Beans and take him everywhere in a little dog purse. She'll move to Paris and buy a second mansion. She will go on vacation to her house in America every summer. She will have a good life.

I'm Gas Station Attendant

Today work is boring, so I'm going to do something about it.

The first person of the day came over to get some gas. I walked over to him and said...
Hello.
Hi?
Do you need some gas?
Yes.
Do you need help?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeeeeeeees.
Okaaaaay then. What kind of car is yours.
A hondaSP.
My uncle twice removed has that car.
Oh. Cool.
Yeah. It's cool, it's cool.
Mhm.
My dog's name is dog.
What?
That's his name, dog.
Oh, that's weird.
What? It's weird! Uuh, weeeeeeeee!
Don't cry!
Okay.
Huh?
Oolala, huh what?
What?
What, what?
You said oolala.
Oh yeah. I'd love to keep this up, but I have to go and cash register this guy, so bye.
Bye?
I went over and the guy was buying a soda. I said...
Hi.
Hello.
Do you like soda.
Apparently.
Yeah. Me too.
Cool.
It's cool. It's cool.
Yeah.
What's your favorite color?
Uuuuuh, blue.
Cool, cool. Do you have an imaginary friend. Is the soda for him?
No and no.
What's his name?
I don't have an imaginary friend.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Yeah.
No.
Oh.
I don't.
Oh. Are you a boy or a girl?
Could you just swipe my card so I could leave now, please.
Okay.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
Wait!
What?
Have a nice day.
Uh, you too.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
Wait!
Whaaaaat?!!!
Uuuh, idk.
Ugh!
Bye.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (He left running like a madman and screaming like a girl!)
That's what I would do to keep me occupied, if I was a gas station attendant and I was bored.

Timothy and his bike!

Timothy rode through town on his bike, waving to everyone he saw. He accidentally ran into a tree when he wasn't looking. The last thing he saw before he fainted was a group of stars around his head. When he opened his eyes, he was in a forest. He saw a little dinosaur pass and went to say, "Hi." It was Little Foot! He met all of the other characters, too. They went on adventures and had a lot of fun. Then, Timothy woke up and he was lying by a tree.

Timothy rode through town on a bike, waving to everyone he saw. When he got to the supermarket, he bought his pack of gum and went home, chewing a piece. After he was home for a little bit, he started to disapear and not be able to see himself. He went to his sister, Tina, and yelled and yelled. She heard him, but couldn't see him. When she realized the problem, she gave him one of her mints. He turned back to normal and went back to the supermarket to complain about their gum selection.