Brilliant Student

Pretend I wrote a book about the Secrets of Brilliant Students. Okay, now pretend that this is a sample paragraph from that book.

...You are turning in your homeowork from last night. You were suppose to write a short paper about you favorite animal. The smartest kid in class is also turing in his homework. When you get your papers back you notice that he had an A+ and that you have a B-. How could that happen if your animals were the same, and you both had the same amount of time to do it. Have you ever wondered how those kids do it, or if you could do it? Well, you can! The people who get high grades, like that, think about everything that they write, similar to authors. It helps when you read your paper out loud, also. It's easy to miss things when reading it in your head. Sometimes, those kids ask their friends to read their paper, too. It's easy to miss things when you are the only one reading it. Reading books is a great way to write good papers. Try reading harder books than you're use to. Take these hints and maybe you can be the star student!...

(I didn't really write a book about good students)

Weird Similies

I new a girl who was as puffy as a cat after it had been bathed and blow dried. She was as green as dollar bills that have been shredded up and made into regular green paper. But her eyes, they were very odd. They were as matched as a pair of socks with one striped and one with dots! This girl was a one of a kind!

Wittiness...

Tessa- "Hey Gabby!"
Gabby- "Is the cup empty or half full?"
Tessa- "Huh? What cup?"
Gabby- "The real trouble with life is that there is no backround music."
Tessa- "What are you talking about? I don't here any music."
Gabby- "If the grass is really greener on the other side, then the water bill is probably higher."
Tessa- "What grass? Which side?"
Gabby- "Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
Tessa- Are you calling me a fool?!"
Gabby- "Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday."
Tessa- "Ow! Gabby, my brain hurts. Stop it!"
Gabby- "Do you get anything that I'm saying?"
Tessa- "No, I don't! Please stop!"
Gabby- "Well I was trying to be witty. Witty is suppose to be funny, and you didn't laugh. I guess I'm not witty."
Tesa- "No, you're not!"

Kindergarten, here we come!

It was my first day of kindergarten, and I was hidden under my covers. Eventually, my mommy got me out and I started to get ready. My face was never looking up. All my eyes saw were the floor. When we got into the car, my mommy's face looked worn out, but it was still full of lite. I got to Kindergarten and the first thing I saw there were colors. Lots and lots of colors glitttered through the room. Everyone was playing and chatting. As soon as I walked in there my face grew content and my mouth dropped to the floor. I went straight for the little table by the window. There was every type of colored marker that you could think of. I didn't even know all of their names! The teacher came over to me. Her face was sparkling and the sides of her mouth were up to her eyes. Is that possible? I don't know, but I liked it. I hugged my mommy good bye. She looked at the teacher, and the teacher looked at me. I was looking at the table by the window. I ran to it and sat down by another kid. Her eyes were wide and so were mine. BFFL!

Guess What?- I'm the President/Professional Hypnotist!

If I were to be a celebrity, I would definetly be the President of the USA. I would get to do whatever I wanted for the country! But I would also be a Professional Hypnotist, because then I could make congress say, "Yes," to whatever I say!

I would make taxes go down by having government use some of their money for the people and not for other things. Um... I would also make a Max Brenner's (it's a chocolate restaurant), in every city in America! I would meet all of the famous and cool people! I would make friends with people from other countries so that when I'm not president anymore I could have an excuse to go to that place. I would meet Willy Wonka and tell him to make Chocolate Rubber Ducks! I would invite 1,000 people to my birthday party! I'd also go to the Olympics twice. (I'm going to be president for eight years.) I would chose where the Olympics were going to be both years. The first would be in Washington DC, so that I don't have to go a long way. The second would be in Paris! I'd also make sure that I pick the next one to be in Atlanta, GA. Then, when I'm not president anymore, I could still go. The last things that I would do are get homes for all of the stray animals, and I would invent something that would stop bad things from happening ever! Aren't I a great president? Thanks!

My Birthday Party!

My birthday party this year is going to be amazing! Okay, first we are going to invite six of our friends to it. My friend, Yelah, and I are going to have a conjoined birthday party. The first partis going to be at my house from 2:00pm to 5:00pm. Then after that, Yelah's mother is going to drive us to the mall. But only two of the friends that we invited to that part. At the mall, we'll see a movie, and get our nails done. We might do some shopping, too. From the mall, she'll drive us to her house and we'll sleep there. Then, pick up is on Sunday at 10:00am.

Cavemen in a Cave

The cavemen are in a space ship and they go through a time portal. They end up in the cavemen times, but they don't know it. "Hello, hello?" the pilot says, trying to get ahold of the airport people. The co-pilot asks what's wrong and the pilot shrugs. They land back on earth on schedule. When they get there, they find a cave full of cavemen. Before they go into the cave, the thrid caveman says, "Where are we?" One of the real cavemen talks gibbereish to them. When the three travelers go into the cave, they find that all of these real cavemen are working for Geico. They see computers, TVs, etc. Then one of the real cavemen says, "So easy, I could do it."

Forshadowing technique

Ok, so I have to write a forshadowing paragraph leading up to a crime. If it doesn't make any sense then, well... then I guess I'm not good at this.

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels...?

Four days earlier-
As I was walking towards my house I met one of my friends on the street. We talked for a while and it seemed that she was mad at something or somebody. She talked negative the whole time and she only talked about her house. She went on and on about how her house bill is going up and how someone should do something about it. She was mad at the bank because she says that they were the ones who raised her house bill. I wonder?

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels? It's probably something so obvious that I just can't remember. I need to eat more blueberries. (They help your memory.) So, I went to my fridge and pulled out a container of blueberries. I sat in my chair for two hours until I was finished. Then... I GOT IT!

I ran to the police station and told them who my suspect was. They got a warrant and went to the suspect's house. When they came back they had the jewels! Thank you, thanks, thank you, was all I heard for the next week. I was so proud of myself and so thankful towards the blueberries! We caught her all thanks to them... and me, of course!

Did you know that my friend stabbed me in the front?

Have your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Have they ever stabbed you in the front? Do you even know what that means? Well, you should... because most people have had bad friends like that! In real life I would much rather be stabbed in the back, than the front. Then, I don't see the blood running down my shirt. Also, nobody else sees your blood unless they're behind you. Don't you agree that this is better? This is the same thing with friends. A friend that stabs you in the back, is a friend that doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but does the bad thing anyway. A "friend" that stabs you in the front, is a friend that doesn't care about your feelings at all. Back stabbing is bad, but it's better because you don't know that it's happening. (Until, of course, you search for the obvious and find out.) Front stabbing is the worst. This means that you know exactly what is happening and so does everyone else. This is humiliation and you know all about it! Now, after you finish reading this, tell me... Would you rather be stabbed in the front or the back? THINK HARD!

I'm Old...

"Here is some advice. Don't fall asleep in class. The teacher will throw chalk on you! It hurts! Also always do your homework no matter how much it is. If you don't the teacher will have you sit at there desk and watch your every move. If you get something wrong the teacher will have a big lecture on why you should have gotten it right. Also, never leave the class without telling the teacher. If you do they'll take you and grab your shirt. Then they'll ask you why you were leaving. After you answer they'll push you out of the classroom and lock the door. You would have been expelled from the class. Also, every time one of these ocurrances happens, the teacher will gove you a pretend name tag sticker that says, Ima Weird.,as if that was your name. They'll make you wear it for a whole week. Now don't think that I'm just saying this so that you'll study hard and do your best. These are all true things. Any questions?"

"Yeah... how do you know all of this happened? Did it happen to you because you seemed to turn out alright anyway?"

"Uuuuuuuuh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

(maybe)

The Eraser Game

My board game is on a board with spots that say ERASER. You spin the spinning thingy to move and if you land on an ERASER space, that peice gets erased and it goen into the discard pile, pieces. Each player starts with 25 pecies and whoever makes it to the finish wins. If nobody makes it the finish, the person who runs out last wins. Everybody would buy my game!

18 Years Old and on the Road

The people who run the driving program for the USA, are thinking of changing the driving age the 18 years old. I think that this is an extremely bad idea! Most people in the USA have been waiting for 16 years to get behind the wheel. Then, they just take that away from them. Now, how fair is that? Some people might be a month or two away from getting there license. Then... they have to wait another two years! And what about the people who have just taken the driving test, but then, didn't pass. Now, they have to wait another two years to retake the test! Also, probably out there, are some bff's who have been waiting all there life to get it together. But now, they have to be septarated, and split up for two whole years! How fair would it be if they changed it to 18 years old? Not fair, that's the answer!!!!!!!

The Truth

All chain emails are true and you should always listen to them, no matter what!

Have you ever wondered if the chain emails that you receive are true? Have you ever wondered that if you don't forward your email to your friends, you'll have a terrible life? Well, you don't have to wonder anymore, because it's all true. I have proof. If you ask all of my bff's, they'll say, "What? Are you crazy? It's all true and if you don't beleive me, I'll tell you some stories." I'm lucky not to have any of those stories to tell you in my paragraph. But, that's because I have always sent my chain emails to however many poeple that it told me to. If you don't beleive that my true story is true, than try it. Try not sending your emails to your friends. Then, you'll see! I'm correct!

My Friends- In the Hundred Acre Woods

One day Kanga decided to have lunch with all of her friends. She invited Rabbit, Roo, Tigger, Piglet and Eeyore. She made all the food herself and at 12:00 everyone was in her house. Roo was sitting next to Piglet, and Piglet was sitting next to Rabbit, and Rabbit was sitting next to Eeyore, and Eeyore was sitting next to Tigger, and Tigger was sitting next to Kanga, and Kanga was sitting next to Roo.
First Piglet wanted some of Kanga's quesadilla. Kanga said, "Yes," and Piglet was happy. Then, Roo wanted some of Eeyore's green oreos, but Eeyore said, "No." Then, Roo wanted some of Piglet's chocolate thing and Piglet said, "No," also. But, Piglet gave it to Tigger, because Tigger said, "If you don't give me some, I'm not invited you to my 13th birthday party!" That's so not fair, in my opinion! But, Tigger did say that it was okay if Roo traded it for some of his normal oreo. So they crumbly exchanged their gifts.
So, after Kanga left, Roo started begging Eeyore for his green oreos. again Eeyore kept saying, "No, no, no!" Rabbit had been watching this the whole time, and finally he just took Eeyore's green oreos. He gave them to Roo, (finally). Roo took one oreos and broke it in half. Then, he gave the other half, (the big half), back to Eeyore and ate his part. As Roo was doing this, he set one of his normal oreos in the middle of the table for Eeyore to take in trade for the oreo that he had stolen. Also, right before he ate his half, Piglet stole the oreo that he had just set down. Kanga came in to find that her table had been split in half also. Being the motherly kangaroo that she was, she disiplined her friends and threatened to never let them eat together again!

Fourth of July is the best of the best!

Fourth of July is my favorite holiday! I love the fireworks and the reason that we celebrate it. The six words that come to my mind when I think about it are fireworks, red, white, blue and flag. Here is a poem...

There once was a girl with a flag
Her face was red and mad
Some fireworks she lit
They were blue and too big
So she turned white and fell on the ground

(This poem is kind of weird, but I couldn't think of anything else.)

Me

My name is Tessa. I am as busy as a bumblebee! I have gymnastics five days a week, for three hours per workout. I also have school five days a week. My classmates are Lala, Yelah (I'm onlye using this name because the person told me not to use her name for some weird reason, because nobody reads this stuff anyway), Gabby and Brendan. Lala is the bunny from the turtle and the rabbit. This is because she only goes fast and isn't lazy when she wants to. Yelah is as judgemental as, well... she is too judgemental to be compared to anything. Gabby is a bird when it comes to eating. She is so slow and takes the tiniest bites! Oh, and she also wants to fly away to highschool, skipping 8th grade!): Brendan is as death-oriented as Edgar Allen Poe! He is so into killing things and looking at graphic stuff. Ew! That is my class. The class of Tessa, who is an angel fish. She is always perfect, and always cute! She's just amazing, isn't she? (: