Cavemen in a Cave

The cavemen are in a space ship and they go through a time portal. They end up in the cavemen times, but they don't know it. "Hello, hello?" the pilot says, trying to get ahold of the airport people. The co-pilot asks what's wrong and the pilot shrugs. They land back on earth on schedule. When they get there, they find a cave full of cavemen. Before they go into the cave, the thrid caveman says, "Where are we?" One of the real cavemen talks gibbereish to them. When the three travelers go into the cave, they find that all of these real cavemen are working for Geico. They see computers, TVs, etc. Then one of the real cavemen says, "So easy, I could do it."

Forshadowing technique

Ok, so I have to write a forshadowing paragraph leading up to a crime. If it doesn't make any sense then, well... then I guess I'm not good at this.

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels...?

Four days earlier-
As I was walking towards my house I met one of my friends on the street. We talked for a while and it seemed that she was mad at something or somebody. She talked negative the whole time and she only talked about her house. She went on and on about how her house bill is going up and how someone should do something about it. She was mad at the bank because she says that they were the ones who raised her house bill. I wonder?

I wonder who did it? I wonder who stole the jewels? It's probably something so obvious that I just can't remember. I need to eat more blueberries. (They help your memory.) So, I went to my fridge and pulled out a container of blueberries. I sat in my chair for two hours until I was finished. Then... I GOT IT!

I ran to the police station and told them who my suspect was. They got a warrant and went to the suspect's house. When they came back they had the jewels! Thank you, thanks, thank you, was all I heard for the next week. I was so proud of myself and so thankful towards the blueberries! We caught her all thanks to them... and me, of course!

Did you know that my friend stabbed me in the front?

Have your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Have they ever stabbed you in the front? Do you even know what that means? Well, you should... because most people have had bad friends like that! In real life I would much rather be stabbed in the back, than the front. Then, I don't see the blood running down my shirt. Also, nobody else sees your blood unless they're behind you. Don't you agree that this is better? This is the same thing with friends. A friend that stabs you in the back, is a friend that doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but does the bad thing anyway. A "friend" that stabs you in the front, is a friend that doesn't care about your feelings at all. Back stabbing is bad, but it's better because you don't know that it's happening. (Until, of course, you search for the obvious and find out.) Front stabbing is the worst. This means that you know exactly what is happening and so does everyone else. This is humiliation and you know all about it! Now, after you finish reading this, tell me... Would you rather be stabbed in the front or the back? THINK HARD!

I'm Old...

"Here is some advice. Don't fall asleep in class. The teacher will throw chalk on you! It hurts! Also always do your homework no matter how much it is. If you don't the teacher will have you sit at there desk and watch your every move. If you get something wrong the teacher will have a big lecture on why you should have gotten it right. Also, never leave the class without telling the teacher. If you do they'll take you and grab your shirt. Then they'll ask you why you were leaving. After you answer they'll push you out of the classroom and lock the door. You would have been expelled from the class. Also, every time one of these ocurrances happens, the teacher will gove you a pretend name tag sticker that says, Ima Weird.,as if that was your name. They'll make you wear it for a whole week. Now don't think that I'm just saying this so that you'll study hard and do your best. These are all true things. Any questions?"

"Yeah... how do you know all of this happened? Did it happen to you because you seemed to turn out alright anyway?"

"Uuuuuuuuh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

(maybe)

The Eraser Game

My board game is on a board with spots that say ERASER. You spin the spinning thingy to move and if you land on an ERASER space, that peice gets erased and it goen into the discard pile, pieces. Each player starts with 25 pecies and whoever makes it to the finish wins. If nobody makes it the finish, the person who runs out last wins. Everybody would buy my game!