I'm Old...

"Here is some advice. Don't fall asleep in class. The teacher will throw chalk on you! It hurts! Also always do your homework no matter how much it is. If you don't the teacher will have you sit at there desk and watch your every move. If you get something wrong the teacher will have a big lecture on why you should have gotten it right. Also, never leave the class without telling the teacher. If you do they'll take you and grab your shirt. Then they'll ask you why you were leaving. After you answer they'll push you out of the classroom and lock the door. You would have been expelled from the class. Also, every time one of these ocurrances happens, the teacher will gove you a pretend name tag sticker that says, Ima Weird.,as if that was your name. They'll make you wear it for a whole week. Now don't think that I'm just saying this so that you'll study hard and do your best. These are all true things. Any questions?"

"Yeah... how do you know all of this happened? Did it happen to you because you seemed to turn out alright anyway?"

"Uuuuuuuuh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

(maybe)