Did you know that my friend stabbed me in the front?

Have your friends ever stabbed you in the back? Have they ever stabbed you in the front? Do you even know what that means? Well, you should... because most people have had bad friends like that! In real life I would much rather be stabbed in the back, than the front. Then, I don't see the blood running down my shirt. Also, nobody else sees your blood unless they're behind you. Don't you agree that this is better? This is the same thing with friends. A friend that stabs you in the back, is a friend that doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but does the bad thing anyway. A "friend" that stabs you in the front, is a friend that doesn't care about your feelings at all. Back stabbing is bad, but it's better because you don't know that it's happening. (Until, of course, you search for the obvious and find out.) Front stabbing is the worst. This means that you know exactly what is happening and so does everyone else. This is humiliation and you know all about it! Now, after you finish reading this, tell me... Would you rather be stabbed in the front or the back? THINK HARD!