What not to do at LUNCH

Today's lunch was different than any other. First, I didn't have a fork for my strawberries so Ms. Summer let me borrow one of hers. Also, I learned that I have to bring my own cloth napkin and real silverwear. Then, Haley wanted a bite from her mother, Ms. Summer's, food. She ate it and thought it was delicious. Then I asked Gabby if I could trade my oreo for her green one. She gave me a flat out NO. Lala gave me her banana and I tried to trade it for Gabby's green oreo. It didn't work so I ate the banana.
Haley also gave me a flat out no when I asked for some of her chocolate bar. She wouldn't even give it to me for an oreo. But then... SHE GAVE IT TO LALA! I was very annoyed at that point, so I begged Lala for a piece. I attempted to give her my puppy dog eyes; finally she cracked, and we exchanged our crumbly bites and ate them simoltaneousy.
In my lunch box I had a PB&J, five strawberries, two oreos, a water bottle and a granola bar that I ate for my snack before lunch even started. After I finished eating my strawberries I had to go clean Ms. Summer's fork. But I couldn't get the soap out of the despenser. I went to her for help and she fixed it right away. So I went back in the bathroom, washed the fork and put it back where it belonged.
But the peak of our lunch was definetly when I got addicted to Gabby's green oreo. I kept asking and asking, but she wouldn't give in! I tried my puppy dog eyes on her, but it didn't work! Then I tried hypnotizing her by spinning my oreo around and then pretending to eat it. That didn't work.
Brendan was watching all of this craziness in horror. He decided to jump in and steal Gabby's last green oreo. Then he threw it to me and I rolled Gabby my oreo. But, since she didn't take it, Haley grabbed it and stuffed it in her mouth. I was still holding Gabby's green oreo under the table. Next, I broke it in half and ate the smaller half, being nice. Gabby had hopped ontop of the table and the tables split. Brendan fixed them. WHAT A LUNCHTIME!