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Friday, August 21, 2009

A Typically Boring Day in August in Florida

I went outside to breath the fresh air of the August trees. I walked over to my trampoline and began to jump. I jumped, jumped, jumped until I was sweating out all of my bodily fluids. Then I went inside to get a nice cold glass of water. But as I stepped tiredly through the door, I noticed that my dog didn't have any water. "She must be dying in this weather! The ball in the sky is scorching and sizzling up there!" I thought. So I gave her some water with a few freezing cold ice cubes. "Man those looked good." I thought. I had the urge to eat one, but then remembered that my dog is probably hotter than me.
As I was walking to the pantry to get a cup for my glass of water, I remembered that Lala, my friend, had emailed me and wanted me to check and see what she said. I walked to the computer and saw what she said.
Hi(:!
That was her extremely important message. So I wrote to her...
Whats up???
Now that I was done with that I went to get my water again. But then I remembered that my favorite show had a premere on tonight. I turned on the TV to see if it was still on. It was just finishing. "I MISSED IT!" I thought, "To bad, I guess."
Now my throat was tremndously dry and the tempature was rising quick. It felt like I was about to faint, because I had lost to much water from my body. I ran to refridgerator and got some ice. I threw in my mouth and sucked on it until I had a glass of water in my hand. Then, I spit it out in the sink and began to vacum up the water. I did that about thirteen more times, until I felt better again.
Lastly, I went to the airconditioner, and put it on 60 degrees. After that, I went to my room and took a nice, cool nap. I woke up ate, dinner, got ready for bed, went to sleep again and woke up to another boiling day.

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