Dialouge between Tessa and Brendan

Brendan- Look at this picture of a pile of dead people!
Tessa- No! Ew! Blech! Gross! Are they really dead?
Brendan- Yeah, they're all Jews and Hitlor said that he would kill the person that killed them, if that person didn't kill them.
Tessa- I don't get it, but the person that killed them is RUDE! Oh, and so is Hitlor.
Brendan- Uh, oh yeah, they're rude, but do you know what they killed them with.
Tessa- No, and I don't want to.
Brendan- They killed them with and Enfield Rifle from 1923. It also has a bayonet that is a bultaction and 7.777 millemeter and it has a rifle grenade that is green. Here's a picture of it.
Tessa- I like the green part.
Brendan- This thing killed 723 people.
Tessa- Oh my gosh! That's a lot of deadness and a lot of rudeness.
Brendan- Uh, okay?
Tessa- What are you listening to?
Brendan- Lil Wayne.
Tessa- Okay close your eyes and take your headphones out.
Brendan- Okay?
Tessa- (Puts on 'Party in the USA') Now put your headphones in.
Brendan- (Puts headphones in) Aaaaaaaaaah! It's giving me brain damage. (Puts song on the Lil Wayne death song thing) Okay, okay, much better.
Tessa- Aaaaaaaaaah! I'm leaving.
Brendan- (Silence)
Tessa- (Leaves)
Brendan- (Breaks pen)
Tessa- That's rude!
Ms. Summer- Ugh! You can't touch things that aren't yours and even if it is yours, you shouldn't do it... (Goes on with a lecture)
Lala- (Takes out paper and pencil... Sighs) When am I gonna be done with this job?

Hall of Fame!

I am doing a Hall of Fame of the people that I know and who I think was the best. The first person that I would do is, of course, Me!

Tessa Laplante was the first inductee in this Hall of Fame. I have known her for as long as I can remember and I will know her forever. She was born on a Wednesday at 8:29am. She just turned twelve. Her beagle's name is Annie. She lives in Florida and she has been going to the same school for 10 years. Tessa is very pretiful, awesomazing, super fantabulus, coolioso, funnyful and full of smartness! She has lots of friends, too. She definetly deserves to be the first inductee in the Hall of Fame of the People that Tessa Knows.

I'm going to Egypt!

Okay so I'm on a plane to Egypt and I don't like the food. Here is what i think it should be.

They should change the plane food. Nobody likes it and everybody knows that nobody likes it. I think that they should just have the same food for both first class and coach class. They should also add new things such as, brownies, cookies, cake, sushi, spagetti, dip-in-dots, corn dogs, chinese foods, and breakfast foods! I would be so happy to go on a plane with those foods and so would everybody else. I also think that people shouldn't have to pay for all of this stuff, because the plane tickets are already so expensive. First class and coach shouldn't exist. There should just be one and it would be like first class including the things that I said. People would be much more excited to go on a plane ride, especially when it's a 23 and one half hours!

The Great Escape

I am trapped in a mine shaft and all I have are some a pair of extra socks, dental floss, a miniflashlight, a set of keys and a bag of pretzals. Here is how I escape...

First, I put the socks on my ears, because they started getting cold. Next, I took a ride on one of the mining carts like I was in clubpenguin. When I got out, I was on the other side of the mine. I saw loads and loads of diamonds in the wall! There were thousands! I picked as many as I could and put them in the empty bag of pretzals. (I had eaten all of the pretzals already.) I wrapped up the bag of pretzals with some dental floss. Now, I had a huge bag of diamonds!
Okay, now I need to get out of here... somehow. First, I would look for the light! That's perfect. If I found a light, it would leed me out. I got out my flashlight to look for the light, but then realized that wouldn't work, so I just started looking around. Somehow I ended up looking upward and realized that there was no roof above me. After my cart ride, I must've ended up over here. I took my dental floss and one of the socks on my ears, putting them together. I through the sock up to the top of the mine, and it got hooked on little rock. I started to pull myself up, but then the sock tore and the dental floss broke. I tried again with the other sock and some more dental floss, but they broke again! So, after a few hours of thinking, I walked up the stairs to the top, and out of the mine shaft. But then, I went back down to get my diamonds. I walked back up and I was free!
PS- I couldn't get back in my house because I had forgotten my keys.

What are you getting me?

Hitler and Hilton

Adolf- "I vill kill you!"
Paris- "What are you talking about, I am not Jewish."
Adolf- "I vill kill you anyway!"
Paris- "Before you kill me, like what are your thoughts on happiness?"
Adolf- "Well, I feel happy when I see a gun or a dead person. I also like eagle nests. What are your thoughts?"
Paris- "Dead people make me faint and the only thing that I shoot are photo shoots. I feel happy when I buy a new car or get in a magazine. I also love money."
Adolf- "Now can I kill you?"
Paris- "No, because then I won't get my inheritence money. It will go to somebody else that I probably gossip about. Why do you want to kill me?"
Adolf- "Because killing is vat I do and vat makes me happy. It's like a job vith no salary. Did you know that I took over Paris once?
Paris- "That's my name!"
Adolf- "Duh."
Paris- "Well then, if you're going to be rude, I will leave!"
Adolf- "You can't leave! I have you hostidge!"
Paris- "Why?"
Adolf- "Vat to you mean vhy? Because I do, because I'm Adolf Hitlor!"
Paris- "You have a wierd name and I can't be around wiedly named people. It'll be in the magazine! I can just see it now... ADOLF HITLOR HOSTIDGES PARIS HILTON. That's so not hot!"
Adolf- "I might be German, but I know that hostidges isn't a word."
Paris- "Stop making fun of me! You know I'm not good with math!"
Adolf- (slaps forhead)
Paris- On cellular phone: Daddy, come get me out of here now!